Classic Christmas bows. Festive red and green. And one message they definitely won't miss before opening the present.
FUNNY CHRISTMAS WRAP · SARCASTIC GIFT · TWO STYLES · HOLIDAY HUMOR · GIFT WRAPPING
THE JOKE STARTS BEFORE THEY OPEN IT
Make the Wrapping Part of the Gift.
Most wrapping paper disappears the second the present is opened. This one gets noticed first — and usually gets the first laugh too.
Funny First ImpressionChristmas Party FavoriteMade for People Who Get the Joke
STYLE A · MINIMALIST & DEADPAN
Looks Classy. Until They Read It.
Clean white paper, black lettering and a simple repeating pattern. From across the room it looks elegant. Up close, the joke lands.
Black & WhiteMinimal LookDry Humor
SIMPLE DESIGN · BIG PERSONALITY
The More You Look, the Funnier It Gets.
The repeating phrase runs across the sheet so the message stays visible no matter how the gift is folded or wrapped.
STYLE B · FESTIVE & UNFILTERED
Christmas Cute. With a Mouth on It.
Warm plaid-style bows, red and green lettering and classic Christmas colors give this version a more traditional holiday look — right up until someone reads the message.
Christmas BowsRed & GreenFestive Sarcasm
THE FINISHED LOOK
Add Ribbon. Let the Paper Do the Talking.
Use ribbon, twine or a simple gift tag and let the printed design be the part everyone notices first.
CUT · FOLD · WRAP
Funny Paper. Normal Wrapping.
Cut the sheet to fit your gift, fold around the box, tape it in place and finish with the ribbon of your choice.
MADE TO LOOK LIKE A REAL GIFT
The Joke Is Loud. The Finish Stays Clean.
Printed on 90gsm fine art paper with a one-sided design and a clean white reverse. The matte finish keeps the look sharp without unnecessary shine.
90gsm Fine Art Paper Lightweight wrapping paper designed for folding around gifts.
One-Sided Print The sarcastic pattern is printed on the exterior side.
Clean White Reverse A simple interior surface for easier handling while wrapping.
Matte Finish A softer non-glossy look that lets the typography stand out.
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF CHRISTMAS CHAOS
Deadpan White or Festive Bows?
Choose the minimalist black-and-white design for dry humor, or go fully Christmas with bows, red and green.
CHOOSE THE SIZE THAT FITS YOUR WRAPPING
Two Size Options.
Choose according to the size and number of gifts you plan to wrap.
35" × 27" STANDARD SIZE
71" × 30" LARGE SIZE
DEFINITELY NOT FOR EVERYONE
Which Is Kind of the Whole Point.
This isn't the paper for your boss unless you have a very specific kind of relationship. It's for the people who already know exactly how you talk to each other.
Best FriendsSiblingsPartnersAdult FamilySecret SantaFriends With a Sense of Humor
FOR THE GIFT THAT NEEDS AN INTRODUCTION
Make Them Laugh Before They Even Open It.
The present may be thoughtful, expensive or completely ridiculous. Either way, the wrapping makes your expectations very clear.
Adult humor product. Consider the recipient and setting before gifting.
YOU BOUGHT IT · YOU WRAPPED IT · THEY BETTER LIKE IT
The Most Honest Wrapping Paper Under the Tree.
Pick your style. Wrap the gift. Add a bow. Then let the paper say what you've been thinking the whole time.