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class=\"mc27-hero-grid\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-hero-image\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1-d8978e9a-bebe-4efd-84b2-5189bbe44b29.jpg?v=1789790594\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats 2027 wall calendar\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-hero-copy\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-kicker\"\u003e12 Months • 12 Questionable Cats\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-title\"\u003e\n            History Was Weird.\u003cbr\u003e\n            The Cats Were Weirder.\n          \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-subtitle\"\u003e\n            Kings, knights, enormous snails, suspicious suns and cats making\n            increasingly questionable medieval decisions. Meet the 2027 wall\n            calendar that refuses to behave like a normal cat calendar.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-quote\"\u003e\n            “Every month feels like discovering another illustration made by\n            someone who had definitely heard of cats.”\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-pills\"\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003e2027 Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003e12 Unique Illustrations\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003eMedieval-Inspired\u003c\/span\u003e\n            \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003eCat-Lover Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- QUICK FACTS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-stats\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stats-grid\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003e12\u003c\/strong\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eDifferent Cats\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003e2027\u003c\/strong\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eJanuary–December\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003e8.3 × 8.3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eClosed Size\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003e∞\u003c\/strong\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eQuestionable Decisions\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- 12 MONTH OVERVIEW --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-overview\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eThe Joke Changes Every Month\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n          One Calendar. Twelve Tiny Medieval Disasters.\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e\n          No repeated artwork and no generic cat photography.\n          Every month introduces a completely different scene,\n          character and level of medieval absurdity.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-frame\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_b3d4b4cf-6713-4919-b11f-399567efbc03.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"12 months of Medieval Cats 2027\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- WHY IT WORKS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eFunny Enough to Notice • Useful Enough to Keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n          More Wall Art Than Office Stationery.\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e\n          The illustrations get the attention. The calendar underneath\n          still does the practical job.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-benefits\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e🐈\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eA New Cat Every Month\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003e\n            From crowned royalty to scholars, knights, musicians and\n            questionable mythical creatures, every page gives you\n            something new to discover.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e📜\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eManuscript-Inspired Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003e\n            Decorative borders, heraldic details, parchment tones,\n            deep reds, blues and golds give the calendar its distinctive\n            old-world character.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e📅\u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003ch3\u003eA Calendar You Can Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n          \u003cp\u003e\n            The illustrated upper section gets to be strange while\n            the monthly date grid below stays clear, familiar and easy\n            to scan.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- MONTHS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-months-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eJanuary → December\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n          They Somehow Get Stranger.\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e\n          Start the year with royalty. Somewhere along the way,\n          encounter a giant snail, a suspicious sun and a dragon-cat.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month-grid\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eJanuary\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eThe crowned royal cat takes the throne.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eFebruary\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eTwo cats attempt medieval romance.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eMarch\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA cat confronts one enormous snail.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eApril\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA suspiciously long garden cat appears.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eMay\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eThe cats form a questionable musical ensemble.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eJune\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA cat studies an alarmingly human-faced sun.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eJuly\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA proud cat arrives with an enormous fish.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eAugust\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eKnight Cat rides bravely into the calendar.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eSeptember\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eScholar Cat gets serious about manuscripts.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eOctober\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA winged dragon-cat takes over the night.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eNovember\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eThe cats gather for an extravagant feast.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eDecember\u003c\/b\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003eA crowned holiday cat closes the year.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- REAL PRODUCT --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-function\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-two\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-detail-img\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_34825bbf-6263-49f6-890c-94cf4179985b.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats calendar displayed on wall\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-text\"\u003e\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eNot Just a Funny Picture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n            Made to Live on Your Wall All Year.\n          \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e\n            The richly decorated artwork makes each month feel like\n            changing wall decor instead of simply turning another\n            calendar page.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n          \u003cul class=\"mc27-checks\"\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eFull January through December 2027 layout\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003e12 completely different illustrated monthly scenes\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eClear monthly date grid beneath the artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eTop spiral binding for easy page turning\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eBuilt-in hanging format for wall display\u003c\/li\u003e\n            \u003cli\u003eCompact enough for kitchens, offices and reading corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003c\/ul\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- SIZE --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-size\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-box\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-detail-img\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_6d74b3cb-21b1-4d45-a091-5f15b141f5e5.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats 2027 calendar dimensions\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-copy\"\u003e\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eA Closer Look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n            Compact on the Wall.\u003cbr\u003e\n            Big on Personality.\n          \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-number\"\u003e\n            21 × 21 cm\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\" style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003e\n            Approximately 8.3 × 8.3 inches when closed.\n            Flip the page upward to reveal the illustrated month\n            and calendar grid below.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n          \u003cp class=\"mc27-small\"\u003e\n            Measurements shown are approximate.\n          \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-gift\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#efcf88;\"\u003e\n          For People Who Own Enough Normal Calendars\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n          A Weirdly Specific Gift.\u003cbr\u003e\n          Which Is Exactly Why It Works.\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e\n          Half cat humor, half medieval-art joke and still useful\n          for an entire year.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-grid\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003e🐈\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eCat People\u003c\/b\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003e🏰\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eHistory Nerds\u003c\/b\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003e📚\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eBook Lovers\u003c\/b\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003e🎨\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eMedieval Art Fans\u003c\/b\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cb\u003eThe Weird Friend\u003c\/b\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e\n        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eQuick Questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e\n          Before the Cats Take Over 2027.\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-faq-list\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eIs this a full 2027 calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            Yes. It covers January through December 2027, with a\n            different medieval-inspired cat illustration for every month.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eDoes every month have different artwork?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            Yes. All 12 months feature distinct illustrations and scenes,\n            so you get a new piece of cat chaos every time you turn the page.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eHow large is the calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            The closed calendar measures approximately 21 × 21 cm,\n            or 8.3 × 8.3 inches.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eIs the artwork actually from medieval manuscripts?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            No. The illustrations are medieval-inspired and use a\n            manuscript-like visual style for humor and decoration.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eCan I use it as a normal calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            Yes. Beneath each illustrated scene is a clear monthly\n            calendar grid for viewing dates and planning the month.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n        \u003cdetails\u003e\n          \u003csummary\u003eWho makes a good recipient?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e\n            Cat lovers, readers, history fans, medieval-art enthusiasts\n            and anyone who would be disappointed by a completely normal gift.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n  \u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"mc27-final\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e\n\n      \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#e9c979;\"\u003e\n        12 Months • 12 Cats • Very Little Anatomical Certainty\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003ch2\u003e\n        Make 2027 the Year Your Calendar Gets Progressively Stranger.\n      \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Start with a king. Meet the giant snail. Survive Knight Cat.\n        Encounter the dragon-cat. Somehow, the dates still work.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-final-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"POTATO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54333712007279,"sku":"SZ06702609192715-2027中世纪猫咪日历","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/2790\/8719\/files\/1-d8978e9a-bebe-4efd-84b2-5189bbe44b29.jpg?v=1789790594","url":"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/products\/medieval-cats-2027-calendar","provider":"Lurevixea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}